AISubs v3.7
Bring me "man movie"!!
It's me.
You went too far.
No one is following you.
It's just you and me.
Everyone in front of the screen is following you.
As you can see...
I'm wearing a man's boobie today.
Can you bring it?
No, no, no.
What do you mean by "man's boobie"?
I want to hear it.
Anyway,
"man's boobie" means "man's boobie" in kanji.
By the way,
I don't know why, but they say "man's boobie",
so it can't be helped.
I may not be "man's boobie" for a while.
Can you zoom in?
You are not "man's boobie".
It's too much.
I don't like your delicate work.
Anyway,
I want you to introduce what "man's boobie" is.
"Man's boobie" is
the beginning of us.
For example, YUMEMARU's song "YOSHIHA MAN'S BOOBIE"
is the beginning of "YOSHIHA MAN'S BOOBIE".
Yes, it is.
Then, it's a battle of "man's boobie"
and "man's boobie".
One more time,
we will make "man's boobie"
and show off
ourselves in the end of the year.
It's like that.
It's not just "man's boobie" or "man's boobie".
Of you six,
four of you are "man's boobie".
I'm a one-legged person.
Oh, you're right!
I do it with one leg only.
Oh, I see.
Me and Imran and Shintarō are men.
We're trained mentally.
We use our necks for men.
I think viewers know what is manly.
But I don't think you know what kind of manly movie we're making.
That's right.
We don't know either.
That's right.
We were manly men.
So we can't read it at all.
Shall we play rock-paper-scissors?
Let's play rock-paper-scissors.
Shall we play rock-paper-scissors?
Let's play rock-paper-scissors.
It's me!
I see.
Let's play rock-paper-scissors.
Who wants to play rock-paper-scissors?
Let's play rock-paper-scissors.
We're definitely manly men.
It's me!
Get out of here!
Hey!
You're not manly!
You hate it, don't you?
It's too hard!
It's you!
Rock is one leg only.
You're last.
It's me!
You're not manly men anymore.
I lost.
I'm third.
It's me!
Idiot.
It's me!
Only manly men can play this.
No person can play this delicate game.
No person can do this.
No one can.
You should play this game in a normal way.
Rock, paper, scissors.
Are you sure you don't need me?
OK, I'll go first.
Man!
I think it's very standard.
Oh!
I think it's standard.
I'm glad I chose it.
It's a basic man.
Is it OK?
Yes!
My "Yosshire Man Movie" is this!
It's morning already!
If you're a man, you should roar like a bird!
If you're a man, you should take a shower without checking the temperature of the shower!
If you're a man, you should eat freshly cooked rice!
I'm getting thirsty! I need water!
If you're a man, you should take a shower without checking the temperature of the shower!
If you're a man, you should eat freshly cooked rice!
If you're a man, stand up and speak up!
Huh?
If you're a man, stand up and speak up!
Why are you crouching?
I wanted to see that.
I'm in a good mood!
Move!
I didn't do anything wrong!
I'm not a man!
Now, stand up!
Tell me what you received!
If you're a man, you should open your luggage with your fists!
I see!
Don't make Iron Man every week!
Oops, you pushed it facing the camera.
I said "no"!
Does that mean you're hungry?
If you're a man, you should cook!
If you're not a man, you should eat pork cutlet!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
It's hard!
Now, while I'm cooking...
Can you eat this?!
If you're a man, you should eat pork cutlet!
You're too close!
Ouch!
You're a man!
You're burned!
Sudefish!
It's delicious!
I'm full!
Let's eat dinner and have fun!
It's delicious!
Cheers!
You're a man!
Cheers!
I'm scared.
Don't do it.
It's dangerous.
Is it true?
It's amazing.
Is it true?
But I'm a man.
It's amazing.
It's like cutting your brain.
I'm used to it.
It's delicious!
I was drunk.
I'm going out to walk at night.
I'm sleepy.
In this case, I take a nap.
It's delicious!
I'm sleepy!
*snoring*
And that is it!
Oooh!
It was a man's routine.
A man!
It's a man's routine!
Let's start with oil.
Oil!
First of all!
It came close on purpose.
It's wet.
The angle of it flying...
It's wet.
The oil came flying.
No, no, it was water.
Isn't oil hot?
It turned red.
No, it was cold.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And...
This is different. It's a barrel.
No, it's not.
It's really...
You know...
From the back of the pot...
It's like this.
Oh, no.
What?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
It's like a man who tries to live.
I want to be like this man!
I want to live like this life!
It was like a video.
Well, oil is water.
Yeah!
And I gave him the pork cutlet I put in the cold oil.
The only true thing is...
The inside of the shield.
That's the only thing that's...
But it's not small.
If you can do one with that...
Yeah!
Applause!
You have to do "kobushiguso" or "hachimakiguso".
"Hachimakiguso"!?
What's the judgment?
A man!
A man's level is just...
Well, 100 is a man.
Maybe it's 100 men.
Tetsuya's man level is...
Well, 52 men.
Oh!
Then it's about an average of 1.
A man!
The image of a man is quite correct.
The image has been transmitted a lot.
I see.
Yeah.
So...
Yes.
A man!
But...
I'm a little like Tetsuya.
Yeah, like a man's routine.
It's like a man's routine.
Well, you can see it for yourself.
Here it is.
Dictionary...
Wow!
(Tetsuya's man level is...
50 men)
Wow!
(Tetsuya's man level is...
50 men)
(Tetsuya's man level is...
50 men)
(Tetsuya's man level is...
50 men)
How about it?
Koooo!
Is it good?
Not bad.
It's like a bath bomb.
Is it good?
It's not that hot.
Koooo!
One...
Two...
Three...
Two thousand nine hundred ninety-eight...
Two thousand nine hundred ninety-nine...
One thousand!
Koooo!
Like a man.
Huh? Huh?
Koooo!
Is it?
Suddenly modern?
Yes, that's it.
Personally, the last one was the most manly.
Was it the most manly?
On the contrary.
The change of direction in the middle was amazing.
Survival of the fittest.
That's my image.
But you're wearing pants.
I'm wearing pants.
No, wait a minute.
You were wearing a down jacket when you were wearing pants.
It was your color, wasn't it?
Do you want me to show you how I do it?
It's cold!
You're not the manliest, are you?
It's a pair of shorts!
Why do you want me to do it the warmest?
You're a giraffe, so take off your shorts.
But Emigore really knows what's manliest.
I thought you'd make me a man for the video.
Oh, that's right.
I've been doing it since I thought it would be better like this.
How many men is Emigore?
Emigore is a little...
He's a little over 50 men.
50 men.
Well, it's a forest, so it looks quiet.
But what he's doing is pretty manly.
So I thought it would be like this.
Let's see.
I'll go!
This is my song.
Oshaa! Raise your shoulders with your bare hands!
What is it?
Wait a minute!
Stop it!
After all, where you breathe is...
I'm going to faint.
No, you're not a man.
I'll go.
Oshaa! Raise your shoulders with your bare hands!
What?
Men!
Can't you cook?
I'll make it this time!
With chicken thighs...
I'll fry you with my bare hands.
I'll put it in this hot oil.
Look!
This is a man!
No!
All right!
A real fork is enough for me.
Men!
Don't cut the chicken with your bare hands!
If you put it in an ice cube, you're a chef!
Men!
Soy sauce!
Men!
Well, if it's true here...
Well, I can't help it.
I'll put it in, but I won't use it!
I won't use it!
I'll use it!
Peel it off!
No!
I only use salt.
Shut up!
I won't leave it for 30 minutes!
Because I'm a man!
Do you understand?
Then...
Here we go!
Go!
Wow!
It's a wonderful sound!
Let's go!
Let's wait for them to come up for a while!
It smells good!
Oh, no!
It doesn't have potato starch!
Oh, no!
It doesn't have potato starch!
Oh, no!
I forgot potato starch!
What are you doing?
Seriously, what are you doing?
Oh, no!
Potato starch!
Oh, no!
What are you doing?
Potato starch!
Oh, no! I forgot one thing! This is fried chicken!
What a shame!
What are you going to do?
Oh, no!
It's time for fried chicken!
I won't take fried chicken out of hot oil with this chopstick!
I won't use something like this this time!
I'll only use my hands! I'll take it out!
It's hot!
Come on, be strong!
Oh, it's hot!
It's hot!
What are you gonna do?!
You're too good for this!
Wait, I'm shaking too much.
You can do it!
I can't breathe!
My fingers are going up.
I can't do it! I can't do it!
It's hot!
My hair is in a mess.
It's hot!
Don't turn your back.
You're a great man.
It's hot!
It's hot! It's hot!
It's hot! Wait!
It's hot!
This is bad!
Well, but...
You did it, man!
You're amazing!
It's not fiction.
No, it's not fiction.
No, this is amazing.
You can't do it, can you?
Is your finger alive?
Well, it's alive.
The part where you put in the potato starch is a little...
I wanted you to put it in like a sumo wrestler.
In the sky?
But you did it.
That's a pretty high point.
Yeah.
I think it's like 89.
Wow!
It's a body.
The chest hair is matched.
Your body is also a man.
That's right.
Man!
Can you get the best man?
No, I can't.
Is it one leg or one hand?
Yeah.
You're the weakest man in the male audience.
Are you going to eat it up or not?
Yeah.
Well, I'm about one foot in a man.
Yeah.
That's what I'm doing in the movie.
Yes, sir.
Good-bye.
(The sound of a man screaming)
(Laughter)
Yes?
What is this?
This is a grave, isn't it?
(Laughter)
(The sound of a man screaming)
(Laughter)
I picked up this before the movie.
Wow!
Recently, I only dream of graves.
(Laughter)
What was that?
(Laughter)
I'll drink it anytime.
(The sound of a man drinking water)
(Laughter)
I'm a barman.
(Laughter)
I put water in it, didn't I?
And this cup is a man's cup.
(Laughter)
It's like a low cup.
What's going on?
What?
The butt is soft and manly.
(Laughter)
What is this button?
Let me try it.
What?
(The sound of a man screaming)
Fist?!
Why is a fist coming out?
Ask a man!
Ask a man?
Ask a man!
To know his real name!
Well, those two are...
His eyebrows are thick.
The answer is...
Both of them...
Are clumsy.
I'm not good at it.
Well, a man may be clumsy.
What's this?!
What's going on today?
The bath is open!
The bath is open.
OK, let's go.
Huh?
Was I sitting in a man's chair?
But...
By the way, the sound of the bath...
It sounded like a man.
Huh?
This bath...
Is it oil?
Man Quiz!
Man Quiz?!
It's hard to get on a train.
What should we do?
What's with that quiz?
There's only one answer.
A's footstep.
It's A's footstep!
Thank you for your hard work.
Are you kidding me?!
What's with you?!
These days continued...
And the next day, I...
Became a man.
I'm not the type of man...
Who rolls up his sleeves.
I'm the type of man...
Who is hard-boiled.
We hard-boiled people...
Are often compared to...
Hard-boiled eggs.
But...
I don't think of myself as a hard-boiled egg.
If that's the case, I'm made of iron.
If heated over high heat, it will change its shape flexibly.
If it hardens, its fibers will never break.
Therefore, I am not a hard-boiled egg.
I'm a hard-boiled egg.
An egg's shell...
An iron's shell...
Egg...
Should I say that?
Ehehehehehe
You can't make a man's movie with a man!
You made it with a man!
Well, I was thinking about being abused by a man.
It was a group.
I'm sorry, but it may have been the most manly movie.
We may have had our own way of digging.
That's right, we were thinking too much.
Because the grave of dreams is great.
Very manly.
Very manly grave of dreams.
Only simple things have become obvious.
I was a little impressed.
I thought everyone would be caught in a minute or two.
Hard-boiled.
I can only do textbooks this year.
What do you do with that mobile phone?
Dig, dig.
Besides, it was good that the text didn't fit in the frame.
That was also a man.
No, it was amazing.
Sometimes a man, sometimes freedom.
I thought it was better to be a half-man.
I've always been a man.
This is a little...
This is also a perfect man.
Is that okay?
This is a big man.
Is that okay?
No, I'm happy to see that today.
I see.
Including various emotions.
Even here, the last man is not engraved.
As a result, I became the most manly.
Shibayu's manly touch.
Is that okay?
I think Shibayu was the most manly up to episode 10.
That's right.
You saw four men this time.
I thought it was very good.
This year, 2020, there are only four episodes left.
Maybe you can see a man in the special edition.
What? A man?
I hope you look forward to it.
In 2020, let's aim for a flexible man with just the right man.
See you in the next man.
You are...
A man!